The Germans

A few weeks ago, I started picking up my friend's son from preschool. I pick him up Monday through Friday and I take him to my apartment until his parents can pick him up after work.

He goes to a German school. Every time I arrive there I think, "Whatever you do don't mention the war".

I also have to suppress my almost constant urge to interject random words of German into conversation while at the school. Since all the German I know comes from two sources (WWII movies and my trip to the Weltmeisterschaft in 2006), it would be nicht sehr gut.

Sigh

I hope that if I ever have a drug-related psychotic episode people at least enjoy tweeting about it. I'm more disappointed that people aren't talking about the real crime.

Two and a Half Men is one of the highest rated sitcoms on American television. Now, I know old people so I've watched a few episodes. I cannot adequately express how much it sucks. They've made 8ish seasons of this show. THAT is crazy, my friends.