Presents I will neither be giving nor receiving this year....

--iPad

--Chanel iPad case

Why I Hate Gwyneth Paltrow

Lately, lots of people (ok, mostly bitter women - you know, like me) have been tweeting/posting/commenting about how much they dislike Gwyneth Paltrow.

I mentioned this to my husband and he was genuinely puzzled. So I gave him the short list that included things like her website, her background, past incendiary comments, etc.

I could care less about Gwyneth, really. I'm sure she's quite charming. I dislike that I know so much about her public persona despite not having wanted or searched for this information, but I feel that about all celebrities.

Here is what I truly can never forgive:

"I really don't like drunk women."


That bitch.